Anonymous asked: An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."

iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now

good:

Sorry to harsh your mellow, but growing your own weed has a pretty big carbon footprint.

the city of Berkeley is gonna go up in flames when they see this

good:

Sorry to harsh your mellow, but growing your own weed has a pretty big carbon footprint.

the city of Berkeley is gonna go up in flames when they see this

(Source: robinsparkle)

vinebox:

When your parents say you can’t have something at the store

ok full disclosure I thought this was going to be really stupid but god damn I laughed way more than I should have at this.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

thatwetshirt:

same

uh at people asking me if I’ve thought about transferring from Berkeley to Stanford after my first year of law school. how do people not understand that 1) this is a rude question and 2) even if it wasn’t, I’m happy with my decision?

beerburritowhiskey:

20th-century-man:

The Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco / open to pedestrian traffic only, during its opening in May 1937 (top) and on its 50th anniversary in May 1987 (bottom).

In 1987, the weight of the 300,000 people that crossed the bridge caused it to sag by 5 feet.

My dad and I were watching it live on TV and he had to assure me that the bridge wouldn’t break or collapse.